The Human Sexipede!

Have you heard of this movie, The Human Centipede? Basically it's about a mad scientist who surgically connects three people ass-to-mouth to make a human centipede.

Ass --> Head --> Ass --> Head --> Ass --> Head

Like so.
Hi-jinx ensue. Naturally, there's a pornographic remake of it what just came out, because, as the director says, "I thought, ‘You know what, this is the perfect concept to base a parody around. Anything putting human faces that close to genitals deserves the porn treatment'". It scares me that I have to agree with him. It's called The Human Sexipede.
Here are some production photos.

Also, a trailer for Human Sexipede.

Here, for comparison, is the trailer to the actual movie, The Human Centipede.


Pretty wacky, but let's remember that for a very real segment of society the original film is probably already arousing enough to get it up. I want to be perfectly clear than I am Not Kidding. I swear I saw a legit review somewhere calling Audition "sexy".
Have you seen Audition?

I've seen all manner of depraved shit online and, seriously now, Audition was very nearly too much for me. Maaaaaan, and now I'm thinking about it. Dammit.




P.S. Looking at reviews of Audition on imbd, I found one that says "Why is this movie so much better than anything I've seen? Subtlety."
If you've seen the movie perhaps you'll agree that "Subtlety" isn't exactly the right word. A woman gleefully cutting off a man's foot with a wire saw while the man screams and the blood splatters on her face would not be, clasically, "subtle".