Hello porn!

Is anyone else a little confused about what exactly "Hello Kitty" is? Well, she was born in the suburbs of London, England on November 1st & her real name is Kitty White. She was created in 1974 pretty much specifically for the purpose of emblazoning her image on consumer products and selling them. A little preposterous? Sure. Genius? Also that.
Now, there's a Hello Kitty airplane, Hello Kitty jewelery, Hello Kitty clothes, Hello Kitty luggage, Hello Kitty credit cards, Hello Kitty music, Hello Kitty video games, Hello Kitty cats, Hello Kitty dogs, Hello Kitty vitamins & the list goes on. It goes on and on until, somewhere near the middle you'll see "Hello Kitty porn" and then the list goes on some more.

Hello! Hello! Hello! HELLO! HELLO! Oh! Oh!

Hello dildo!

Hello grope!

Then there's a whole lot of Hello Kitty sex accessories. Sexcessories.

Hello bondage flogger!

Hello bondage couch! (Did you even know that such a thing as a bondage couch existed?)

Even dogs have Hello sex toys!

Hello schnauzer!

You can even make a whole Hello bondage dungeon! if you're feeling creative.

Hello erotic humiliation!

Hello close-up of the bondage kitty in the above photo.

Hello I think this is an even better Hello Kitty bondage doll!

And then there's this:

Trouble understanding what you're seeing here? Well, it's a man, wearing a pink full-body suit with ears on the head, dressed as a woman showing off her fake penis while sitting in a room decorated with Hello Kitty! things. And that's our tie-in.

Good day to you all.