Bums! In! Action!

Here's a website called Bums in Action. No, it's not some kind of silly British gay porn site, it's bums—you know, hobos—doing each other.

"It took us 7 years of hard camera work, 10 fines and 4 arrests to become world’s greatest producers of bum sex videos ever. The shit was worth it - you won’t see this mega-dirty street action anywhere."

Well sure you can. You just gotta hang out where bums hang out, which is why this site is so valuable to the hobosex enthusiast: who wants to hang out where bums hang out?

Grisha, 72, always dreamt of appearing in movies.

Vova, 35, eats food left in cemeteries. His nickname is Playboy, because the ladies can't resist him. I'm not making any of the captions up, even if the site's creators did.

There's at least a few things going on here.  Bums in Action caters to people who like seeing folks have sex in public, people who like seeing people who've been brutally beaten have sex,

This is Jura, 65. He "likes fucking with his socks on". He also gets beaten up a lot.

people who just like watching gross people have sex (it's a thing), people who are into old people,

This is Lesha. He is 37.

 and people who think Russian babes are hot.

Kolya, 51, had crabs last year. What he really appreciates in a woman is "spiritual purity."

See, the funny thing about Bums in Action is that all the models' (I guess) names look pretty Russian (or something. These folks definitely come from some ex-soviet state or another.). I always though Russia might've been a pretty bleak place these days, but apparently even the bums are getting a piece. It's truly the Non-workers' Paradise, though!

Some Thumbnails for your pleasure.

 Is this site exploitation? Probably. Do I care?

No.