Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Dia de los Muertos porn!

You realize necrophilia is a real thing, right? They've got porn.
Mostly necro-porn's just photoshopped pictures of regular people -- not necessarily pornographic pictures either, which I think is really the weird part.
 
Not necessarily even good photoshopping. I mean, come on, her eyes are open! Weak!
Better.
That's all pretty fucked up, but it gets weirder. There are websites where one can find morgue photos of people, famous or otherwise. To be clear: there are people out there who like to look at pictures of dead people and masturbate. (Since it's election day I'd like to remind you that all those people are allowed to vote, for some reason.)
Again, pretty fucked up, and I gotta tell you, there is some fucked up shit at these websites. I never knew what a gutted corpse looked like before I wrote this post but now I do.
As messed up as that all is, at least it's only pictures. Remember, porn isn't some frivolous perversion, it's really the only thing keeping the unwashed basement onanists of the world from actually realizing their fantasies with real people. Or murdering everyone out of frustration. Porn is Extremely Important for this reason alone.

3 comments:

  1. I found your blog while looking for necrosis porn,
    but I love many of your posts!

    PS: Some of us necro fetishists do have a sense
    of humor!

    Thanks,
    -Phil

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  2. HAY QUE ESTAR LOCO PARA HACER ALGO HACI CON TANTA MUJER VIVAAAA Y TIENEN Y QUIEREN CON MUERTAS ...... HAY QUE MAL QUE HASCO ,,,

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  3. Well. I need to read my comments more often. Phil, I'm glad you enjoyed it. Looking back on some of my older posts, I'm not sure it's clear that I an utter nihilist when it comes to judging people's choice in porn. Or anything really. If you're a necro fetishist that is just fine by me, and I won't begrudge you for it one bit (actually, I've got some questions for you. One of my life goals is to do research for the Kinsey Institute.)
    Anyway, when I say something's fuck up I don't mean it in a "these people need to be institutionalized" kind of way, more in a "well isn't that weird." Weird in a good way. Weird is good.
    Honestly, I go for shock value a lot, or I feel like I do, and it's something I've been trying to get away from. We'll see how it goes.
    But, thanks for having a sense of humor. Oh, and if you were wondering from this post, it's not that I don't think necro fetishists like yourself shouldn't be allowed to vote. I don't think anyone should. Democracy is gross.

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