Why is amputation fetish porn easier to find than Halloween porn? People don't like to get freaky on Halloween anymore? Plus, loose chicks always dress up in the finest bedroom-wear for Halloween. Costume parties, masks, and carte blanche to be creepy (That's the point of the holiday): these are the trappings of a fine porno.
Turns out, mostly the kind of people who make ppron for Halloween are crazy people.
We must test to see if she's a witch!
We shall bone her. If she drowns, she's a witch.
OK.
So she's getting naked to carve her pumpkin. Well, I guess that's... practical.
What's she got there, a little clump of pumpkin goo? What's she gonna do with---
Oh I see. Moving on.
These next two actually freak me out a bit. Take a close look at her mouth.
Braces! Orthodontics! Some people have a fetish for that kind of thing.
This girl looks like she's 12 and some neighborhood weirdo's lured her into his "haunted house" for a "treat".
Japan hasn't produced as much Halloween smut as you'd think. Halloween's the kind of thing where I look at what Japan's done with it and I'm not sure if they're shockingly bad or just really good in a real uncanny way.
This is a Japanese product:
It's a poseable porn star action figure! He's got a little Halloween costume!
But he is not anatomically correct. Disappointing, Japan. (Though I do love that pose. Look at his face!
Not a lot of gay Halloween porn either.
There's a few Halloween-themed porn films out there. The best one I know of's called "Night of the Giving Head". Cute, right?
The Internet's a weird place.
That's an Elder Thing doing it with a Cthulu. I think. Note the "Re-animator" poster on the wall behind them. It's funny 'cause H. P. Lovecraft wrote that story.
There. Thank you. Sexy Halloween party. Black dude doing a white girl. It's a great comfort to know that some people still make normal porn in this world.
Happy Halloween!
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