You know, pornblogging is only my day job; I do have a private life and I'm not ashamed to admit that I do watch porn, er, recreationally. Fact: it is supremely jarring to accidentally see something like this when you're trying to masturbate.
A man will probably click on 6 trillion porn video clips in his lifetime. They can't all be winners, I know, but this kind of thing is just too wild. Is the guy a plushy? Is he really into Sesame Street? ('Cause I'm not sure that's OK.)
I clicked on this. I'm not sure why. Some part of my mind hates me* and it willed me to look. I watched the whole video, trying to make sense out of it. I didn't. Needless to say the mood was ruined. I sure hope he washes that thing between uses.
*The part that made me eat like 1/4 of an entire cake in one sitting last Wednesday.
A man will probably click on 6 trillion porn video clips in his lifetime. They can't all be winners, I know, but this kind of thing is just too wild. Is the guy a plushy? Is he really into Sesame Street? ('Cause I'm not sure that's OK.)
I clicked on this. I'm not sure why. Some part of my mind hates me* and it willed me to look. I watched the whole video, trying to make sense out of it. I didn't. Needless to say the mood was ruined. I sure hope he washes that thing between uses.
*The part that made me eat like 1/4 of an entire cake in one sitting last Wednesday.
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