Planet porn!

According to my sources, there is a star out there called 24 Sextanis. It is orbited by two recently discovered planets called Sex b and Sex c. In honor of this, science's most recent triumph, I give you Planet Porn!

OK, but this looks like more of a joke than actual porn.

This, if you couldn't tell, is a depiction of the Shoemaker-Levy comet fragments which crashed into Jupiter in 1994. This is closer to real porn. We see Jupiter crying as the comet rams its hole.

That's more like it. This is classic Internet. We've got weird-ass crap piled on weird-ass crap. Also, an inadequate understanding of physics.

I searched 'Pluto porn' and came up with this. You don't want to see the other things people have drawn Pluto doing, let me tell you. The clown is speaking a weird mix of French and Spanish, I guess. No one knows what it wants. This is artistic in its own way. I would hang this on my wall.

God damn it can't these anticorporatist types stay out of porn? Must they ruin everything? (The space-wolf's little shirt there reads "Corporate America" and he's "fucking the Earth to pieces!!!!" as the smaller wolf on the surface of the globe says.) I hate whatever suburban wannabe revolutionary drew it.[1] This is the worst political cartoon I've ever seen. Simultaneously, I wish I could see more cartoons like this in the editorial section.

If you want to draw a furry molesting our planet, this is how you do it.

 This is a PSA for prophylactics. But I thought I'd include it as porn because someone clearly spent a lot of loving care on this drawing, if you know what I mean. It's the kind of conceptual masterpiece you expect to find on only the best prog rock album covers, but all gussied up like a Japanese fetish.

[1] You can be the type of person who draws their own half-baked political misconceptions in the form of furry porn and manage not to get arrested or killed. You are not oppressed and the USA's doing just fine, thankyouverymuch.