Pumpkins!

I was Googling around for Halloween porn, and I came across this:

At first glance, I thought it was just a thumbnail of some dude fucking pumpkins. Whatever. If you've followed this blog for any length of time you've seen far weirder. But, on closer inspection we find something a little stranger.

Can you make it out?

Now, I've been hard-up for cash many times, and I've been horny many times. I've even been hard-up for cash and horny at the same time, but it's hard to imagine the amount of money I'd need to get payed to hide in a pile of hay, my ass towards heaven and painted like a pumpkin while some dude plows me from behind —even if I were a bimbo with questionable judgement.
I don't have a hard time understanding the guy's perspective, of course. It's a willing hole to fuck. That's pretty much where thought ends with a lot of guys.

I guess this one's supposed to be some kind of commentator. Is this a sport in some country? I also love that other, decorative gourds have been strewn about. Some thought and effort clearly went into staging these scenes.

Oh, and look we've go a before and after shot, too!

Gross. Straight people are gross.

You know, as strange as it would be to have my pumpkin-poon fucked, how weird would it be to be one of the other two girls, who, I guess, just sort of hung out while the middle pumpkin-lass got the business? As demeaning as this all looks, it's a little worse to basically be a prop right? That's literally dehumanizing.

P.S. On the same webpage I also found this:

At least the crab had the decency to lube up her (?) pincers—with butter, I assume.