Axilla!

"In the armpits...a sweet and melancholy odor emanated from the growth of hair, and in the sweetness of this odor was contained, somehow, the essence of young death."
--Yukio Mishima, everyone's favorite ultra-right-wing Japanese nationalist bisexual author seppuku-commiter, and just generally an odd duck.

Armpits! Not erotic! Except I guess some folks really think they are sexy?
Some people are into shaven armpits, some people are into shaving armpits, some people are even into armpit stubble. Some people really like the smell of armpits. Then there's this:

Alright I had a bunch of things planned out for this blog post but then I found these two things and I think they pretty much sum everything up:

Say this sentence to yourself: "I want you to cum in my armpit so I can scoop up your semen with a spoon".

I found this one bundled with a story. A story about armpits. I really wont to share the whole thing with you (what you can find here); instead I'll just share some highlights. (Formatting and emphasis in original. Bold formatting choices for a bold man (who may not speak English as a first language).)

"Today confronted with loveliest pair of UNDERARMS EXPOSED IN
REGAL SPLENDOR, (right under my nose, lol) ...
Armpit gods have mercy, they stunk to high heaven!!!!!!!!! Egad, well now to get in there and LICK THE STINKY ARMPIT."

Then:

"...the AROMA spelled orange scented dirty gym sock with
somewhat fishy undertones, from a slick sticky raft of matted moist stubble, and still longer stubble..."

And, then the best part:

"Here and then, COCK (deployed in vaginal slam) said "I WANT IN!" and so, two beginners in world of STINKY ARMPIT FUCKING, tried a few different positions in hasty endeavor."

Oh my goodness. I'm pretty sure this was mechanically translated from like, Lower Sorbian or something, but I don't care; "COCK deployed in vaginal slam" is about the best summation of a sex act as I've ever heard. I don't know what it means but it sounds horrible.
I saw a bunch of images like the three up there and I thought "Huh! That's kind of weird!" about armpit fetishists and then I read that little story and I was more like "Oh. That's kind of weird." about armpit fetishists. One person, sweet_southern_girl_07 commented on this lovely story, echoing my own feelings exactly:

P.S. Actually, just one more point. If you're a man who's into lady pits, this is actually a pretty simple fetish to satisfy, right? Between ladies wandering around with all their sleeveless tops

There are entire websites devoted to celebrity armpits. Pits of the rich and famous.

& dudes running around with no tops you've got a whole wide world of free porn. Nice!