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The Puffy Peach is the perfect pussy for clothed cameltoe entertainment. Large soft outer labia completely engulf the smaller labia inside and provide you with a squeezable set of lips that swell considerably with firm pressure applied to both sides. Packed inside her panties a Puffy Peach girl can really show off the swollen lips of her pussy and get a lot of attention at the beach or while wearing any kind of stretchy material. The Puffy Peach also is the best looking pussy for short fuzzy hairs which allow it to trap more of the musky scent that many enjoy.
It looks like a moldy pita bread. |
Ouch.
A Juicy Cherry is a very sweet pussy that has its inner lips protruding from the outer labia like a pair of cherry stems waiting to be sucked. These are very special pussies because they are rare and often require some effort by a slut to help stretch her snatch into the right shape with vaginal jewelry, weights, finger play or other sexual toys capable of helping her soft moist skin to stretch and become sensually elongated. The length allows her juices to collect and that's why a Cherry twat becomes so juicy and tasty when you lick it!
Ewww! They look like old roast beef.
Well if I weren't gay yet some of the other weird crap they've got on this site will do the trick.
I think it was Family Guy: there was a gag where a gay dude looks as a vagina and says "Ew! It looks like a sad old man." Which is funny because it looks like a sad old man. |
Look closely: braces! |
A lot of women have told me that penises look weird. Well, you know what ladies? You need to get over yourselves. Every-one's parts look super weird and if I didn't feel so damn good no one would ever do it because we'd get too sidetracked laughing at each-others' parts.