Wednesday, August 31, 2011

...and we're back!

It's a new exciting school year, everyone. I'm not in school but that doesn't mean I can't share your misery. Got a few fun things in the works, but for now, I'd like to share with you this porn I found recently:


Gay Tube
Seems like a pretty normal gay porno: two dudes getting it on on a saddle in a barn, because that's manly and gay dudes like manly things. It stays pretty normal (and pretty boring, but you gotta love that soundtrack!) until right at 11:40 (where it becomes less boring, but not in a good way). I always know when "feet" or "foot" is in the title (Stable Stallion Feet, which sounds like something a Japanese teenager would put on a t-shirt) I'm in for a wacky time, but, did you even know you could do that with feet? It had literally never occurred to me that this was a thing you could do with feet.
At about 15 minutes in you get a close-up on the face of the bigger guy who's getting, er, foot-fucked, and, I can't tell what exactly his expression is. Arousal? Frustration? Shame or is he just wondering how he'll explain his career to his family? I feel like this would be a hard to porn to shoot if you're not really into feet. "Oh, yeah, Greg, give it to me. Rub your cock all over my feet", "mm your feet are hot, why don't you let me fuck them?" "You've got some nice high arches there, I bet they'd fit my dick real nice" are sentences you just can't fake enthusiasm for unless you have Julliard-level acting skills, and, well, I don't think James Lipton's going to be interviewing either of our "stallions" here anytime soon.
Ew! and then the skinny guy licks the big guy's cum-covered feet and I'm done summarizing this for you, just watch the video.

So here's to a new year (or several months, or a couple weeks, however long before I get bored, whatever) of sex acts you never saw coming.